africkins:

my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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gpgay:

Lights will guide you home

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the-barricade-girl:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

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whorville:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes

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dichotomization:

Ronnie Loughlin, 15-year-old altar boy, sits handcuffed after surrendering to police. The youth had killed one woman in a shooting spree, and kidnaped a second whom he held hostage during a 5-hour ride through South Dakota, Minnesota, and Iowa. “I just went berserk, I guess,” he told authorities.

(via jeffreydamnher)

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).

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